battle of the sexes

He : I am planning to go to niagara next month with A,G and others coz G hasnt seen it yet.....
She: but....but...
He: (ignoring her) : I want you to come along. I m sure it will be fun....
She (trying to get in a word) : hmmm....
He: Its a weekend so dont give excuses of work.....G has the monday off too....
She: Hmm...I thought you said you saw niagara so many times and you were bored...
He: Yes........
She: let me finish...Why so many standards? When I wanted to go there and asked you last, u said you were bored of the freaking place?
He: what standards?....Dont be so unreasonably adamant.
She: Yeah! I AM UNREASONABLE
He: dont start screaming now.....
She: I know now. u just dont want to see me happy.
He: yeah,right, think whatever you want
She (holding back tears) : ok...
He: Dont start crying now...
She: Why the %$#@ should I cry? I know its not going to help.
He: As long as you understand that,good.
She: whtever
He: ok..i will meet you tomorrow.
She: I dont care if i dont see you ever again.
( slams the phone down hard). GUYS.....Bah!!!!!!

Remembers a T-shirt message she read sometime back and smiles to herself:

"too many men, too little aspirin".

over and out
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